Saturday, October 14, 2006

In Retrospect of the Moments We Shared 5

Dedicated to the 5th Princess of the Moon Kingdom
**names have been change to protect identity

It’s been more than a month now, and I have spent enough time thinking about what had happened between me and Cherry**, the 5th Princess of the Moon Kingdom. It turns out, this relationship turned out to be the most productive in the shortest amount of time, but also one of the shortest ones of all. As always, In Retrospect will dig into every event, and see what may have gone ‘wrong’.

Since this started out at college, where there were many new people who don’t know about me, it opened many new possibilities, ideas I’ve always wanted to try back in high school, but was unable to. It also opened the door to new kinds of people, who could react very differently to the ones I knew in high school. The most noticeable change was the way it all started out. Unlike with the previous Princesses, I was the one who took the initiative to start everything. At first, I regretted this decision. Since my style revolved around the undying “A Love Like No Other” story of mine, she needed to be the one to initiate everything, or the story will not play out properly. But, I am the master of the twisting words XD, and with a little this and that, I manage to get it back on track. Cherry also had a genuine interest in my stories, which was very new to me. Fortunately, I took that into consideration in planning my next move.

Like I said earlier, I progressed with Cherry very quickly. What I got to do with her in less than a month, took me half a year with the others. While I never even got to see the house of Lila**, the 2nd Princess, I was able to go into Cherry’s twice. I credited this due to the fact that I was more experienced now, with new ideas that had better effects, also the fact that this was a new world, and people may think differently as to before.

But as always, there were problems. First was her attitude and interests, I really didn’t like many of them, as with before. I manage to overlook this unlike maybe after a year or two. Then I notice something… she was taking me seriously!!! She actually took my “I was a recluse and you change my life” trademark pick-up lines seriously. Though I ‘acted’ very convincingly, the mere fact that I was so good gives you a hint it’s not my first time to do this. I became wary; it would be a waste if I had to end this abruptly, but if I had no choice… still there were alternatives. I continued my hints, testing out new ones I recently thought of. The first was the ‘dress act’ I decided to try, using the dress the princess wore in the “Love Like No Other” cover photo. No avail. She continued to say she was a “conservative kind of girl” who won’t wear those kinds of dresses. Yeah right!! With all the skirts, dresses, sleeveless and strapless you wear, who are you kidding. But I never believed it anyway. Sometime later, I used the “Lets have a make believe relationship, coz I’m not ready yet” scheme, the same one I used with Kristine**, the 1st princess. No avail again. This time I was really worried. The point in that one was so obvious, the only reason someone could overlook it is when they really wanted a serious relationship. At this point, I decided it was too dangerous, and I had to think of a way to bail out. And I had to think fast.

At this time, Cherry was also kinda close to another guy, AJ**. Then I thought, why not? He’s a really cool guy, very nice, and I can contact him easily. The whole situation was perfect; I would have kicked myself if I messed it up. Using the same trademark line I used with all the other guys, I’ve cast the puppet strings. (please don’t take this as an offence, AJ, I merely mean I took control of the situation, and everything turned out just as I planned it) Thankfully, AJ said many things which I could use easily, and with a simple twist here and there… guess what… you won’t believe it… I actually made up a fact that Cherry was somehow using me for her personal desires!!! Hahaha!! This ranks as the new #1 invention of all time!! LOLZ!! Well, anyway, the idea was perfect at the moment, but I still had to get the message to Cherry, without using the super obvious and no-fun-at-all direct approach. Fortunately, I had a blockmate, Tammy**, whom I’ve know well enough that I could expect how she would react. I knew her attitude, and I figured she could help the most. Carefully waiting for the perfect moment, a little twist in word, she concluded that Cherry was some kind of person who took advantage of anyone. Everything was set. When I told Cherry about it, she got mad, thinking Tam was backstabbing her. She was gonna go to Tam and deal with this herself. Uh-oh… problem… I knew Tam, but not that much. I didn’t know how she would react to this. Chances are, this would just lead to a useless fight, and I still would be in deep water. As luck would have it, things turned out fine, little did I know it was more than fine, it was perfect!! I never expected this mix-up was the key to my dilemma, and out of nowhere, Cherry… or actually AJ, relaying the message, told me what I’ve been waiting to hear all along. Yes!! Success!! I was given the “Lets just be friends” line. But it wasn’t enough for me, I had to be sure. Taking advantage of a statement made my Cherry previously {Once we start a relationship like that, we can never be just friends again}, I pushed the limits to set myself at a safe distance from her as possible.

Now, it’s a happy ending. Cherry and AJ are now together, and they seem like a nice couple, and I’m safe again, ready to try again with someone else. There were few lessons in this one; it was simply unlucky that I had to pick someone who was looking for a serious relationship. Oh well… live and learn…

Message to Cherry:

Cherry, I’m sorry for this, I had no choice. Though I wasn’t 100% sure of your plans, it’s better to be safe than sorry. But still, it was a fun 3 (?) months nevertheless. Did you know you could have been the 2nd most expensive Princess with the cash I had ready for you. Just think, the dress act would have cost P800+ right? Plus I was still gonna buy a sleeveless shirt, as promised. Then there was the PCD concert. That could have been fun. Awww… waste… oh, and I forgot to mention… I usually make the previous princess of the moon kingdom the next Queen Serenity, so in the 6th version of “Love Like No Other”, you will be the Queen!! XD

52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i believe this is cover to address your egotistical need to make it seem like you had a 'sound plan'. well, i'm sorry for being blunt but this isn't worth a bag of crap to anyone else. :) being a counselor for six years i know exactly what you're thinking and about to come up with. i've read all your entries and this is entire blog is meant to fill that need to be important. the 'using of people' alibi..i know that you know you aren't really in control. if she was really into you and you really wanted to call it off, you could've easily told her. what an insult it would be to a man of high manipulating caliber such as you to have to go through all that crap to just let her know you didn't like her? i'll bet my life and the job i really love that nothing happened between you and her in the first place. just a friendly advice from your friendly neighborhood counselor, i may be half a world away from you...but let me be the first to tell you that it isn't too late to change. cheers.

10/24/2006 7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ayoko sanang makisali kaya lang.. grabe ka naman, nakikibasa ka na nga lang ng blog tapos tatawagin mo pang crap yung post ni rb..ede sana di ka na lang nagsalita dba...rb has the right to post whatever he wants to post..kaya nga may blog eh no, heller?? knock-knock?? duh?? if you don't like it, why not shut it (points to your mouth)? it's just crap anyway, dba? counselor ka pa man din...o counselor ka nga ba talaga? cheers.

10/24/2006 8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sitsiritsit sa comsay lab
ano ba itong kaguluhan?
sino bang preenses op da pip moon?
bakit di na lang tayo mag sudoku!

10/25/2006 6:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kamehameha!

10/25/2006 7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sabi ni he said kay i said dba comments area to?! baka mr. anonymous counselor was just thinking aloud bawal ba yun hahaha tanggalin kaya ni rb ung comments section kung ayaw niya ng ayaw niyang comments

10/25/2006 8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zooooooooooooom!!!!! ray gun

10/25/2006 8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi kids. i'm a dinosaur. i also live in the planet zoltan..queen serenity is the cousin of my friend's sister who's actually the daughter of the 3rd princess of the moon who also is the neighbor of my cousin's dog. i love you. do you love me?

10/25/2006 8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't mind spending some time
just waitng for barney
...
even though you're so pogi
even though you're so kind
if you show me your green belly
i'll show you mine

i love you barney!

10/25/2006 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the FAMAS whole award for best male lead goes to...*drum roll*...rb for In Retrospect of the Moments We Shared 5

10/25/2006 8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for commenting. every comment is worth $0.50. please support our blog drive.

10/25/2006 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because i care i will support yahoo! cares...

i am rainbow carebear
i have a rainbow on my tummy
i care for you!

10/26/2006 6:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something strange goin on
Something's wrong

Gloom in the room
Outside is the storm
All alone in the crib
Watchin the tube

Yo-o-o-o is that what I think?
Did I see somethin move?

Who are you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

10/26/2006 6:35 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

oops sori, forgot about this entry of retrospect. i was looking at my xanga entry

10/26/2006 8:27 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

i shud hv an award 2 anonymous and barney for most unique comments... i should give a prize, seriously, coz that's like the best since ever. lolz.. but then i don't really know who you to are. if you guys want, message me, and i'll think of something to give? hehe (just a thought, Sherwin Ko, are you anonymous?) XD

10/26/2006 8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am in love with you rb
I am in love with you rb

Bading na bading sayo!

10/26/2006 8:53 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

chito's a gay!! lolz peace!! nV ^_^m

10/26/2006 8:59 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

boy bawang is definitely a CS blockmate!! um.. duh!?!?!? lolz

10/26/2006 9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

By all your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

10/26/2006 9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why thank you RB. *dorky laughy* ahuhuhuhuhu! i love you too! you can find me in tatooine street naboo drive quezon city, zoltan. glory to queen serenity! hoo hah!

10/26/2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(msg to they said that she said that he sai) nah, i dont do that. i always keep everything. its always fun when in the future, i'll look back and read this stuff again. i may delete some, but anonymous', its so good, i wudnt even think of it!

10/26/2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to Johnny Depp) tnx. glad you liked it. but just curious, whats FAMAS exactly? lolz

10/26/2006 9:07 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to barney) you know, zoltan is kinda corny for a name? its like sumthing from voltes V or sumthing. lolz

10/26/2006 9:08 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to captain planet) dude, are you trying to write sumthing unique too? dude, vain. doesnt even come close. has nothing to do with In Retro. that aint funny at all. lame!!

10/26/2006 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm...DUUUH! *toink*

10/26/2006 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a sadistic yellow alien that will torture, hurt and crush you! I love my wife, Marge. I also love my children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie! What the hell! I love you too rb! Just like what barney said: "I love you, you love me." I'm willing to sacrifice everything for you! I love you!

10/26/2006 9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RB version 2.0

..initialized..

ang famas yun yung awards! love you din pala version 1.0

10/26/2006 9:14 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

DIE SIMPSONS DIE!!!

10/26/2006 3:35 PM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to anonymous) oops, sori anonymous, i was so bc reply to everyone i forgot to reply to you!!! lolz... but u did get some point wrong... 1). "eant to fill that need to be important" eeeh!! wrong! w/c tell me u dnt know me!!hahaha!! becoz those hu knw me knw dat my motto is "I dont want to be one with the crowd, i want to be the ONLY one" fitting in is the least of my priorities. 2). "if she was really into you and you really wanted to call it off, you could've easily told her" um.. yah, u got a point, but dat's not my style. maybe if u wer in my place, thats what you'd do, but im not dat kind of person. 3)."happened between you and her in the first place" um.. yah, duh?!?! y do u think i did that, bcoz sumthing was starting, w/c is not wat i wanted... finally 4)."isn't too late to change" ok, but then again hu wants to, right? its all about accepting everyone who they are, and i act the way i am XD XD

10/26/2006 3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to they said that she said that he sai:

teka, wala naman nagsabing ayaw ni rb ng comment ni anonymous eh.

e kung ako kaya ang magcomment kay anonymous ng ganon, ano ba mararamdaman niya?

imagine calling his post and all that he went through "crap" when this part of the web is HIS own.. sino ba si anonymous para tawaging crap ang post ni rb? Ni hindi nga muna binigyan ni anonymous ng chance si RB na iexplain yung side niya bago sabihing crap yung blog ni rb eh, diba? ayan oh, kung makikita mo sa taas, marami palang namisinterpret si anonymous, at marami din siyang hindi naintindihan...tapos maglalakas loob siyang tawagin na crap ang post ni rb? oh come on... get real pare, get real.. kung counselor ka talaga, you'd first be concerned to find out why rb says these things. pano mo nga naman ijujudge ang isang bagay na hindi mo naiintindihan?

and that's the very point here: if anonymous thinks that rb's post is crap, then why did she even take the time to make a comment in the first place?

at bakit napaka-defensive ni anonymous na parang tinamaan yata siya ng post ni rb? fishy...

kung sa bagay, ang purpose naman ni anonymous ay magpaka-blunt... well i guess i should congratulate her for being soooo successful in fulfilling her purpose. i think that should make her happy...

but i still couldn't help doubting that anonymous' post came from a person who's been a counselor for six years. suspicious...

10/27/2006 6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha flame on!

10/27/2006 7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion...people here are forgetting the point :D toink

10/27/2006 7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ano ba 'to? Lokohan? (Na-shock sa dami ng kaguluhang nangyayari)

10/27/2006 8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey u. alam m rb/richard/kaiser, ndi kita sana papansinin eh. pro na-pipissed n ako syo. how dare u think that i WANT to stick around with u! alm m b how many hints i gave u n i want to be frends lng?!? how dare u make up this ridiculous excuse to cover the fact that u were dumped??! How dare u make a mokery of people?! mr./ms.councelor said exactly wat i want to say! thanks to those people hu stood up by the way. anyone hu'd think that this blog entry doesnt point to someone specifically is a complete idiot. kaiser/rb/richard, u're the most digusting person i've ever met. if want to write lies including someone else, i suggest u keep that to yourself...i've never looked down on anyone before, now, it's different.

10/27/2006 11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey jerk, by the way. im not "mr./ms.anonymous". dont flater urself that i'd waste my time anymore by giving u advises. u've gone too far this time. ur a hopeless case. if u wer hoping for my attention by writing these things and the ones before this, u got it na.

to i said...

whoevr u are, it seems ur the one hu doesnt understand wat happened or wats happening.

10/28/2006 12:09 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to tony hawk)u got dat right!! i think i know hu u are!! XD

10/28/2006 2:29 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(sherlyn or watever u want to call me)1).'WANT to stick around with u!' d ko cnabi sure, just suspect, or we cud say, i had a feeling... so i was wrong.. oops!, sori 2)."cover the fact that u were dumped" ask urself, r u a goth girl/recluse/loner type? no, right... so i cudnt hv been dump coz i nvr lykd u that much in d first place. sori 2 say, thou ur a nice person, but ur not my kind of girl tlga, me iba pa sa mundo, ndi lng aq, ok? XD 3)."mockery of people" n how dare YOU call In Retrospect a mockery. ask urself dat first 4)."i suggest u keep that to yourself..." un nanaman, sobrang siniseryoso... hay... i miss HS... iba na tlga pag college... its no fun anymore

10/28/2006 2:40 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to i) ur right, pero u shudnt take wat anonymous said, or nething else about In Retro series too seriously... ok? ne 2 xam sa skul!! LOLZ

---> "at bakit napaka-defensive ni anonymous na parang tinamaan yata siya ng post ni rb? fishy..." hahaha, u got a point... kht cnabi nya na "half way round d world cya" hard 2 believe... at pano nmn nya nalaman blog ko kng wla aq klala frm other countries XD

10/28/2006 2:46 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to sherlyn or watever u want to call me) "hoping for my attention by writing these things and the ones before " um... nah... not rily my purpose lolz... no seriously, comments or no, its all fine wid me. kht walang bumasa (lyk In Retro 2 XD) no probs... on a side note, mejo me pagka "test" i2 sa akin, coz im a writer.. wla lng, test my skill at d moment in writing...

10/28/2006 2:57 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to kim) yup, joking around XD in retro isnt sumthing 2 b taken "THAT" seriously... kht na sum people keep 4geting dat. salamat na lng der r a few people here (hu im sure r my HS classm8) hu knw how 2 look at in retro... sa 22o lng, ang saya ng mga usapan dis tym. it's lyk d 3rd best, personally... pero mas matindi tlga yun sa last yr. me bands, gigs, foreign exchange students, 69, anime.. lht lht na lng... da best yun !! hahaha

10/28/2006 3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

greetings, friend. it appears my job here isn't quite finished yet. true, this minuscule space on the net is reserved for you, however you must understand that the liberty you use to address your sentiments is also the same liberty others have to express what they feel about your thoughts. ergo, you have the right to say what you think and i have the right to call it crap. comprende? good. now i noticed that this entry of yours has accumulated quite a following. news flash: they aren't taking your blog seriously. CHANGE. barney the dinosaur and johnny depp? please, they're not spamming your blog because they think it's cool. they're simply reiterating my point of this blog's true worth. oh and yes, how can an avid blogger such as you fail to understand how a blog hopping enthusiast such as I, can not stumble upon your blog despite your lack of connections from distant places? please, amuse me more. hehe, and looks like your girl agrees with your post too :) CHANGE. i don't completely understand what 'i said' is saying but here's a word for you...isn't it something that i said appears right after you defend yourself? i smell something fishy too. have i said this before? CHANGE.

10/28/2006 6:29 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to anonymous) ok dude, d first tym, it was funny, now its stupid. obviously, ur not hu i think u r. n ur rily in2 dis counselor bit.. ok, mr. counselor... i suggest u take this in2 consideration.. "they aren't taking your blog seriously." um... yah duh?!? nothing in In Retrospect shud b taken personally n seriously... how many times have i said dat? n regard in wat "i said" says, thou i dnt knw hu he rily is, i tel u, i think he gets d point of In Retro... and u knw wat, if u dnt like it, the MYOB, ok? ur spoiling d fun of it all. im warning u, if i happen 2 come up wid In Retrospect 6, n u start dis EXACT same thing again, im gonna del ur comments, ok? u dnt knw me, n u dnt knw my purposes. get it? got it? good!!

10/28/2006 6:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i don't completely understand what 'i said' is saying but..."

magcocomment ka sakin tapos hindi mo naman pala naiintindihan yung sinabi ko... anong klaseng tao ka?

"...the liberty you use to address your sentiments is also the same liberty others have to express what they feel about your thoughts. ergo, you have the right to say what you think and i have the right to call it crap..."

hindi ko naman sinabi na walang kang karapatang tawaging crap ang post ni rb eh. im simply asking, if you think it's crap, why waste time on it? you even came back to post another comment (ayun sa taas oh^^). i mean, come on... what kind of person calls something crap and comes back for it again and again? that's exactly my point: you have one hell of a big blunt comment, but you are inconsistent.

i also find it intriguing how you managed to be a counselor for as long as six years when you're blunt to other people's thoughts. pano mo icocounsel yung mga tao kung ganyan ang pag-uugali mo?

as for sherlyn, you made yourself questionable. hindi mo pala ako kilala tapos sasabihin mong hindi ko alam kung ano yung nangyayari? how could you say that, then? you know what, i wasn't talking to you.

10/28/2006 6:59 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

(to i)dude, easy lng. no nid 2 start fights... lolz. sobra nyo kc siniseryoso yun In Retrospect eh... kaya nagkakaganito... take it easy lng, ok? nV ^_^ m peace!!

10/29/2006 3:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*rb*...wat u say is not wat u really intend to do...
"autism"...one hell of a problem...oh gosh!
What am i saying? Im just a yellow skinned alien! Hahaha!

10/29/2006 9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ILU Homer

10/30/2006 10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

marge, lets make love right now!

10/31/2006 9:09 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

{to homer and marge} guys, please, that's not funny, that's lame, boring... you're wasting space

11/03/2006 5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ay caramba

11/06/2006 1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ulul, sino nagsabi sayong sineryoso ko yung blog mo?

wasting space pala ah....



















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11/14/2006 3:05 AM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

me update na pla, sayang ndi aq nakareply agad. but here's the ultimate question, is "I" before and "I", the one before this post, really the same person? dunno hahaha ang saya tlga!! ibang klase na tlga now.

btw, new update lang. though there's gonna be a 6th Princess of the Moon, a possible In Retrospect 6 is unlikely. im sorta busy these days and might not have enough time. still, u never know right? hope u guys keep posted XD

11/22/2006 6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you want people not to take your blog seriously, then why include other people in your stupid frenzy? You think a simple sorry is enough? have you ever thought of the consequences after writing this? you want to practice your writing skills, write about something else. you know what? you are insensitive. I've tried to think better of you, but I guess I shouldn't have tried.

12/14/2006 10:09 PM  
Blogger Destiny Archon said...

[to anonymous] ok, now ur really starting to bug me. simple sorry? for what? what the heck are you talking about? this is what i do, this is me, its NYOB. u think ur so good with ur "six year counselor" thing going on, but guess what, i dont care. why, i dont even think you can come up with one "In Retro" of your own when ur life depended on it, while I have 5 under my name. sucks to be you!!!

oh yeah, just wana say, there a hig possibility of a In Retro 6, and i dont want u to fill it up with ur random nonsense again. the "counselor" thing was good at first, but u just pushed it to far... sucks to be you!!!

12/18/2006 8:01 PM  

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